When You Get Down to the Last Few Pringles

When Someone Adjusts the Volume

What the Midwife Saw the Day Nicolas Cage was Born

When the Bus Driver Starts Driving and You’re Not Ready

This Halloween, Keep a Lookout for Mike Myers

Look Behind You…

Almost Saw a Vampire on My Morning Walk

Serial Killer Glasses

Me Trying to Get My Dog Into the Bath Tub

When You Donate a Book…

I Don’t Always Ch Ch Ch Ch

Girls with Their £300 of Beauty Products

I Saw a Guy at the Beach Yelling “Help, Shark! Help!”

It’s Scrat!!

I Don’t Feel My Legs

Somebody Keeps Sending Me Flowers with the Heads Cut Off

Them: Don’t Get Too Drunk Tonight

When Your Asshole Itches…

Clark Kent Takes Off Glasses…

What Are We Having Today Sir?

When You Spend Months Training for Cockfighting

What it Feels Like When You Try to Punch in Your Dream

How Aliens See Earth in Movies

As Andy Grew Older, His Toys Had to Stand Motionless…

Me: You’re Not Even Watching the Movie

I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle

“He Was like, “I HATE YOUUUUU””

7 Year Old Kids Today

Bonjour

Me Waiting Until a Day Before Vacation to Try and Get in Shape

“Back in My Day, the Movies Were Wholesome”

Furassic Fark

Dead or Alive You’re Cumming With Me

My Grandpa Scaring Me As a Kid

Jack, I Want You to Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

Um, is it, …Friday?

When Someone Says the Title of the Movie

Guns in Action Movies

Motherf#cker!

It’s a Bull, Anakin!

When You’re in the Elevator

When You Need to Keep Lukewarm

How It Feels When You Take Down Your Tree and Decorations

Watching People Open Presents

Moms in the 80s

When You Forget to Take Your Phone to the Bathroom

I’m Too Weak

Does It Sound Like I’m Ordering a Pizza?!

When All You Want to Do is Stay Home and Watch Christmas Movies

A Young Woman Has Frozen To Death