Jack, I Want You to Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

Um, is it, …Friday?

When Someone Says the Title of the Movie

Guns in Action Movies

Motherf#cker!

It’s a Bull, Anakin!

When You’re in the Elevator

When You Need to Keep Lukewarm

How It Feels When You Take Down Your Tree and Decorations

Watching People Open Presents

Moms in the 80s

When You Forget to Take Your Phone to the Bathroom

I’m Too Weak

Does It Sound Like I’m Ordering a Pizza?!

When All You Want to Do is Stay Home and Watch Christmas Movies

A Young Woman Has Frozen To Death

Hold…

When They Go Round the Justice League Thanksgiving Table

Let’s Play Christmas Mu…

Michael Myers When the Camera Isn’t on Him

When You Bake a Cherry Cobbler

OMG That Guy Looks JUST Like Michael Myers

Her: I Bet He’s Thinking About Other Women

The Killer is in the Basement?

What I Look Like in My Mind…

The Many Emotions of Michael Myers

There’s Only One Thing That Scares Me on Halloween

When Chuck Norris Attends a Feminist Rally

Girls: Penises Look Kinda Gross

Me Trying to Remove Egg Shell from My Eggs

You Know it’s Gonna be a Good Movie…

I Loved You In Jurassic Park

Don’t Claim to be a Football Fan if You Don’t Know Who This Is

There’s Something Out There Waiting For Us…

It’s Just a Cough…

“I’m Glad the Hot Weather is Back”

5 Year Old Me Confusing Michael Myers with Mike Myers

The Inside of My Brain…

When You Want to Date Your Best Friend’s Sister

Watching The Predator (2018) is Torture!

Random Wet Spots on the Kitchen Floor…

Joke’s on Them

Uh…You’re an Ambulance

When You’re Using the Urinal Next to Someone Else

New MCU Fans from 2056

Happy Father’s Day!

Putting Steve Buscemi’s Eyes on Willem Dafoe was a Mistake

When It's Your First Council Meeting

You Had One Job, Phil

Me: Wakes Up On Time…